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And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
By Zachary Auburn
By Zachary Auburn
By Zachary Auburn
Read by Oliver Wyman
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About How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
About How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
About How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
The cats of America are under siege!
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Listen to a sample from How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
About Zachary Auburn
Zachary Auburnis a writer and artist whose ‘zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship (which Slate called a “small masterpiece”), and a… More about Zachary Auburn
About Zachary Auburn
Zachary Auburnis a writer and artist whose ‘zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship (which Slate called a “small masterpiece”), and a… More about Zachary Auburn
About Zachary Auburn
Zachary Auburnis a writer and artist whose ‘zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship (which Slate called a “small masterpiece”), and a… More about Zachary Auburn
Product Details
Category: Humor | Pets
Paperback | $14.00
Published by Crown
Oct 04, 2016 | 144 Pages | 5-1/2 x 8-1/4 | ISBN 9780451494924
Category: Humor | Pets
Ebook | $4.99
Published by Crown
Oct 04, 2016 | 144 Pages | ISBN 9780451494931
Category: Humor | Pets | Audiobooks
Audiobook Download | $15.00
Published by Random House Audio
May 21, 2019 | 189 Minutes | ISBN 9780593151495
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